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COMMANDMENTS OF DRUNK DIALING

juarezda — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:48:40 +0000

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.

2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.

3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you”

4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.

5.Voice-mails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.

6.Drunk texting is alright… If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.

7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they’ve ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.

8.You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!

9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.

10.It is always a good idea to sing on someones answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.

11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed… Never angry.

12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that “you have a problem”.

13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.

14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.

15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend’s phone to do your dialing.

16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don’t call this person you’ll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend’s phone.

17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing…. Be prepared.

18.When dialing remember that “hanging out” at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn’t involve cards it’s probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk….. “you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?”

19.Don’t drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when you’re far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.

20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend’s parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialer’s

Subway

juarezda — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 19:07:11 +0000

Is subway the best alternative towards eating healthy or losing weight? Yeah they have less calories with their sandwiches and they also taste very good. But really are they that good for you or is all a hoax? Well so far I been eating subway for about a week and a half now and just curious on the effect and stories of others with the subway diet but I am not trying to lose weight or anything I just wondering if eating it is good for you or not?

Car Racing

juarezda — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:09:39 +0000

Few years ago street racing was really big especially when the first movie Fast and the Furious came out. Over the years it seems to have dwindle down since the law enforcement started to put a lot of pressure on street racers and making lots of laws to help reduce street racing activities. Now it just seems that a lot of of the ones involved in that type of scene are all about show cars now. Now that law enforcement has the equipment to stop these racers and bring down the activity the street can be a little safe for the moment until a new idea pops up and takes over the streets again.

Britney Spears

juarezda — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:47:50 +0000

So whats the deal with Britney Spears these days? How come every one is all in her business? Who care what she does, there are normal everyday people who have the same problems and issues and the new and media don’t make a big deal out of it. I think really no one cares about her issues anymore and she needs to get help, everyone knows she just wants the attention. Then her parents pretend to care now, when all the stuff that was going on with her they were with her sister. On the set while she was doing TV until she got pregnant. Now they want to care about Britney, to me it sounds like they are just money grubbing and really don’t care but i also could be wrong. But this girl needs some real help and get of TV and stay away from the media for a good while. Honestly, no one cares about your problems because everyone has their own issues.

Emo’s

juarezda — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 16:19:20 +0000

Really whats the deal with kids and teenagers acting like a bunch a cry babies? This group of people has something to cry about for any little thing. Then when they don’t get their way they start doing stupid things. Are they ever going to figure out that when you act that way you pretty much don’t accomplish anything. No one wants to hear them whining and inflict self pain upon themselves. So basically what i am trying to say is get over this little phase and grow up and take some responsibility.

The NY Giants Win!!!

juarezda — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:33:45 +0000

The underdogs of the NFL win the Superbowl! After a good game that was intense from the start. Even down to the last 2 minute of the game with Eli Manning thrown a touch down pass after breaking multiple tackles and still gets a pass of to take the lead of the game. Wow! What can I say who ever has a bet in Las Vegas won a lot of money with the 12 point spread they had out there. But all I can say is I hate to be a Patriots fan right now because they had the perfect season and couldn’t win the game that matter the most. However, I not a fan of either team but i was going for the giants!!

Teachers from another class

juarezda — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:15:29 +0000

Its not cool when a instructors come from another class and try to give a assignment just because they are not happy with their class. Or at the same time don’t have a enough to do with their own class. But at the same time I just did it out of spite and to be a little smart ass even though it took less then a minute to do. But yet they don’t understand that we were already task by our instructor because this class of ours in pretty much self paced and we know what to do already. But what ever I’m over it!!

The TU-24 Asteroid

juarezda — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:45:19 +0000

Last night Jan 29, 2008 the TU-29 asteroid had past earth coming dangerously close almost to the point of impact according to NASA. After discovering this and did a small amount of research on the issue it had amazed me just to see what would happen if the asteroid had a negative charge to it. It would’ve had cause massive nature disasters if it hasn’t already done so. But from what i can see nothing has seemed to have happened over night as far as i know of but i could be wrong. I attach a link showing how close the asteroid has come to our home planet. Here is the web site http://www.tu24.org/ and www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_Y6L9-VmK8

Who is going to win the superbowl?

juarezda — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:57:24 +0000

Who is going to win the Superbowl ? I’m not a really big fan of either team, but I really don’t care who is going to win but leaning more toward the underdogs ( NY Giants). Both are good teams though and hopefully its a good game and not just one sided. Even though I really didn’t keep up with football this year because it wasn’t really something to impressive. However, if the game isn’t worth watching I guess I will be watching most of the commercials.

Anyways, isn’t that why most of the people now days watch the Superbowl just for the commercials. That why most of the businesses put out most of the advertisements during this time. Due to that event being one of the highest viewed event.

Should the Military come home?

juarezda — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:24:16 +0000

Should the military come home? With all the things that are happening in the world today. I really think that we should bring our troops home to defend our country instead of being a country that cant help themselves. Me being a prior service I believe we have no business over there, I seen no type of results while being over there. After 2 tours, everything still seems the same expect for the expansion of some new fast food place i.e. McDonald’s and burger king and pizza hut. Yet most of the troops get injured or come home to nothing while there wife leaves them or they become broke and live a life of poverty to committing suicide.